It's been awhile since we checked in with mini-Mike. I wonder what Gus is up to...
Accepting an award for being Greek?
Honoring Eagle Scouts?
Feigning interest in elderly veterans (while letting our active duty soldiers boil in the Iraqi sun?)
Inserting chips in seniors citizens so they won't get lost from their caretakers?
Nope. He's headed to ANWR with his GOP brethren to figure out how we can continue to feed our oil habit by drilling in the Arctic Refuge. I suppose he would prefer raping someone else's neighborhood in hopes that he won't have to flip-flop on his Florida off-shore drilling position. (Flip-flopping on that one comes a little easier when the VP spot is being dangled before you as in the case of our newly-enGAYged governor.)
What a loser.